#fuck you guys

Any other of my midlife Gen-X friends noticing:

a marked increase in face skin sag that oils and lotions just can’t seem to improve - that started last Wednesday?

avoidance of chewing on one side because holy shit that tooth is gonna blow and are dentists even open anymore?

an abundance of old white men who want you to shake their hand because “that’s what we do in business” even though “we’re” the demographic that dies hahahahahaha fuckers? Dumb motherfuckers, bye?

fuck those guys.

whiskey in the cabinet again?

text threads with people you were so totally done with last month?

Jesus Christ, The Baker, really? 

fuck that guy, too.

fantasizing about getting that situational anxiety prescription to Xanax renewed but also quiet, dark relief that you never threw away the 23 caps from 6 years ago when your husband who thinks this is all happening because the gov wants to crash the banks and make us all convert to cryptocurrency decided he didn’t want to be married to you anymore?

thinking things work out in the strangest ways?

no? 

just me?

ok.